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Everybody loves nostalgia and there’s a reason why every dickhead you know has had an 80’s party and those parties are slowly morphing into 90’s parties. Old mediocrity has become passable with a bit of time between then and now and that’s why we have grown man-children reminiscing about poorly animated cartoons of their youth.

The Dude Rocket has gotten on board with this concept with Dude Rocket Contributor ‘Matt’ delving into the bland ordinariness of ‘Boy Meets World’ with a series of reviews.

1. No Evidence
There is no evidence that heaven exists. In the Bible, heaven is a place that physically exists in the sky above Earth. It is in Genesis that we are told of the story when humans built a tower that was so tall God became concerned that they may soon reach heaven. However, humans have since put satellites in orbit around the Earth, sent a probe to the farthest reaches of our solar system and cast our eye into deep space, and there is still no evidence of heaven.

You might prefer to not read Genesis and the Bible literally. But if you take this option, you open up the Bible to an infinite number of interpretations and thereby render it useless for instruction in matters of fact and morality.

It is so ridiculous to think that once upon a time when you wanted to watch a TV show, you had to fall in line with a specific set out time table. Sometimes stuff would be repeated and occasionally shows would be collected on VHS, but largely, if you wanted to watch a TV show, you had to watch it at a specific time. If that show was on at a time when you weren’t going to be home or you were busy with other important shit you needed to actually plan ahead and set the VCR or ask your mum to record it for you. You couldn’t magically acquire copies of the show and watch through them to your leisure, at times convenient to you.

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