Life is a pretty amazing thing. Humankind is a pretty amazing thing. Do you ever think about the origins of humankind? Sometimes I do. Where did we come from? Where are we going? We have come such a long way. Not too long ago we were just hanging around in the bush, but look how far we have come! I think about the galaxy and evolution and humanity... it's pretty deep stuff. Some crazy things have happened. Crazy things we could never imagine. Do you ever look up at the stars and think about what's out there? Do you ever look out your window and think that once upon a time there were dinosaurs roaming around where your back lawn is? It's hard to think about, I know...
Sometimes I think about the things that are still to come.
What if, like the dinosaurs, girls and ladies all died out... What if scientists found out tomorrow that there was an error in the uterus and that all the girls would die... could you imagine? We would all be freaking out, thinking that this would be the end of humankind. If there were no girls, there would be no babies to be made. What would we do? Surely we would be doomed... but maybe not...
Theoretically, if there were no girls, life as we know it could not go on. Okay, that's a fact... now. But things change... Let's think about this: in life today babies are born from the partnership of a man and a woman. They get together, and they find shelter, and they make a baby, or sometimes they'll make a few babies and then those babies go on to make more babies (once they're old enough AND with other peoples babies, if it's within the family that leads to deformities) and the cycle goes on and on and on. If there was no woman what would happen?
We are told all our lives that life is precious and that the birth of a child is a miracle. We all think of life as being a fragile thing. This might come as a shock to you, but that is simply not true. Mankind is resilient and strong. Mankind survives the most horrific atrocities. Mankind finds a way to work through things...
Maybe man would form a partnership with someone else...maybe an Asian? Maybe instead of man and woman, in the future it will be man and Asian? It sounds crazy, but that's just because it's not an idea you're used to. Think about that movie Encino Man (starring Brendan Fraser, Pauly Shore, and Sean Austin), and how Link reacted to the new things he was seeing for the the first time through his "caveman eyes". Think of how crazy everything must have seemed to him. The world had progressed so much in those years he spent frozen in that block of ice. Maybe in a few thousand years YOU will not believe what you see either, heh.
So if males and male Asians are now forming partnerships, how does that equal life, I hear you asking... Well, scientists are always working on making babies in the lab, and you know what, they are probably close. But personally I think that they are over thinking it. When that first caveman got his first erection, the first erection in the whole of mankind, and was just like "What the HECK do I do with this?" and went and put it into a cavewomans vagina, he had NO IDEA what he was doing and he had NO IDEA what was going to happen. He was just messing around doing stuff. Sex isn't complicated folks. 14 year olds do it behind the demountables at school. It's not the work of scientists.
Maybe we'll find a new way by just "messing around". Like what if in the future babies were born when a man and an Asian both jerked off into a 600mL coke bottle... the lid would be put on, shake it up a bit, and leave it in the sun under some leaves and twigs... and eventually a baby grows. You need to keep an eye on it, because if it does not crack out of the bottle itself, it can die, so you watch over it and cut it out if there is trouble with that. And at that stage you move the fetus to a larger jug or bowl, until it's a fully grown baby.
And at first maybe it doesn't work that well. Maybe the babies just come out really deformed and messed up. But humanity will keep working at it, and eventually we'll get it right. Like maybe you need to mix some other stuff in the bottle. Maybe put some grass in there, or some vitamin C tablets to help keep the baby strong. The secret might come from the orient, and be some mysterious Asian materials that we don't even really know about yet. I'm not sure because it's still all theoretical at this point.
I know this is all hard to imagine, but this world of ours is a wonderful and mystifying place and we do not know what is around the corner.
Until next time.